1. givemeinternet:

    The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

    (via flyingwithlostboys)

  2. theclearlydope:

    The dog likes the new blanket.


    (via elaineloves)

  3. tyleroakley:

    I’m kind of in love with this.

    (Source: megustamemes, via elaineloves)

  4. tyleroakley:

    "Drunk in Love" acoustic cover by Ed Sheeran

    SO. GOOD.

    (Source: tyleroakley)

  5. (Source: dorklist, via mindlesslynz)

  6. (Source: mindykaeling, via obhikkhus)


  7. zarry:

    people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  


    (via obhikkhus)

  8. tortallmagic:

    Olaf as Disney Princesses

    (via tyleroakley)


  9. Periods in a Nutshell

    1. Period: Your stomach hurts.
    2. Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
    3. Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
    4. Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
    5. Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
    6. Period: You want to fuck him.
    7. Period: No you don't, kill him.
    8. Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
    9. Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.
  10. haveabowlofwhore:

    don’t ever let this die

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via theawfullybigadventure)

  12. dontbeweirdbabe:

    Female comics are my life

    (Source: i-want-cheese, via tyleroakley)


  13. Yetzer Hara / הַרַע יֵצֶר / The Evil Inclination

    Reach up to the tree of knowledge of good and evil,

    take your pick; pluck the fruit.


    Smooth, solid, clasped between unscathed palms,

    Your tongue is salivating for the taste of possibility.


    They say the honest path is resisting temptation,

    or perhaps absence of temptation all together.


    But as you stand there, fruit in hand, don’t think,

    don’t try to be honest, dishonest, anything you’re not.


    Just take a bite, my friend.

    Aren’t you hungry?


  14. jeremymcbitchin:

    Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

    (via the-eggs-were-from-baskerville)

  15. geekycrap:


    Look at this purebread puppy

    i’m done

    (Source: harrygoboom, via pajamanation)