1. givemeinternet:

    The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

    (via flyingwithlostboys)

     
  2. theclearlydope:

    The dog likes the new blanket.

    [via]

    (via elaineloves)

     
  3. tyleroakley:

    I’m kind of in love with this.

    (Source: megustamemes, via elaineloves)

     
  4. tyleroakley:

    "Drunk in Love" acoustic cover by Ed Sheeran

    SO. GOOD.

    (Source: tyleroakley)

     
     
  5. (Source: dorklist, via mindlesslynz)

     
  6. (Source: mindykaeling, via obhikkhus)

     

  7. zarry:

    people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

    image

    (via obhikkhus)

     
  8. tortallmagic:

    Olaf as Disney Princesses

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  9. Periods in a Nutshell

    1. Period: Your stomach hurts.
    2. Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
    3. Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
    4. Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
    5. Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
    6. Period: You want to fuck him.
    7. Period: No you don't, kill him.
    8. Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
    9. Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.
     
  10. haveabowlofwhore:

    don’t ever let this die

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via theawfullybigadventure)

     
     
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  12. dontbeweirdbabe:

    Female comics are my life

    (Source: i-want-cheese, via tyleroakley)

     

  13. Yetzer Hara / הַרַע יֵצֶר / The Evil Inclination

    Reach up to the tree of knowledge of good and evil,

    take your pick; pluck the fruit.

     .

    Smooth, solid, clasped between unscathed palms,

    Your tongue is salivating for the taste of possibility.

     .

    They say the honest path is resisting temptation,

    or perhaps absence of temptation all together.

     .

    But as you stand there, fruit in hand, don’t think,

    don’t try to be honest, dishonest, anything you’re not.

     .

    Just take a bite, my friend.

    Aren’t you hungry?

     

  14. jeremymcbitchin:

    Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

    (via the-eggs-were-from-baskerville)

     
  15. geekycrap:

    harrygomeme:

    Look at this purebread puppy

    i’m done

    (Source: harrygoboom, via pajamanation)